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A Request for the new Mississippi AB Chris Moody

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Hey, Chris, congratulations on ya appointment as the new AB a Mississippi. Now you know that ya first priority is to the folk here on Actscelerate. So the ole timer wanted to be the first one to ask fer a church. Momma has always liked Elvis’ sangin an all, an we been here in Pikeville, KY, fer a heap a years. Can ya work it out where me an momma can move to Tupelo an pastor in the area of Elvis’ birthplace? I don’t want to plant a church, I want one with a fairly new parsonage (no mortgage), a real nice church facility (no mortgage), several staff that can do all the visitin an all, full salary, insurance, SS, travelin expenses, clothing allotment fer momma’s General Assembly dresses/undies, etc., so basically all the ole timer will have to do is preach, pray an prophesy truth.Hey, I’ll give ya few days to git settled in while me an momma packs. You know ma phone number so just give me a call. I appreciate ya workin it out fer the ole timer, can’t wait to git there.

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  1. Didn’t someone just post about a Brown noser. YOu beat me to it, he hasn’t read my e-mail yet. I have also sent him a box of chocolates and a set of left handed golf clubs.All in all, I sure wish the man the best…. The Mississippi Folks are blessed________________Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/

  2. This worries me COJAK – I had a flashback to blessedinTNMS from your post. Mississippi…blessed / blessed in TNMississippiAts got a real chiastic (chiasm) ring to it fer shore.

  3. I can reveal through my sources in Cleveland that OTCP subsequently called the new AB of Mississippi about this and the conversation went as follows Doctor Moody,

  4. I can reveal through my sources in Cleveland that OTCP subsequently called the new AB of Mississippi about this and the conversation went as follows Doctor Moody,

  5. I’m getting a good laugh out of Nick’s post!Is it true the Tupelo folks won’t let a hound dog stay in the parsonage?

  6. Bro. Moody if you need someone to get people in line with sheep beating I would highly recommend OTCP. He would do a very good job.

  7. For adding some great laughs, and to Bro. Moody for being such a sport, Imma hoping he be listening as the folks in Mississippi be sayin, Love me Tender________________Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/