GLORY TO GOD HALLALUJAH ANYHOwI went to revival the other nite at one of those uptown church of gods its a shame that the singers acted just like a bunch of gays its plum sick the pastor new me and when i walked in he came and asked me to pray for the service becuz its been dead as a door nail i tell you that God used me in a mighty way to bind that gay demonwhen i started to prayin and binding then 2 of the singers who was gay walked out and 1 went to the alterGLORY TO GOD its a shame and disgrace the way the churches have turned to sodom and gomorahHOLINESS OR HELL
I’m shore glad the good Lord is still usin ya an ministerin through ya, Sister Beaulah. Was em gay girls real butchy like an all? You know, like with real short spiked hair, mens khaki pants, an a mans shirt tucked in, with a real stern look bout em?
Re: lesbeans and gays in the churches
How exactly does one bind a demon? You take a chain, that has been soaked in olive oil. Get someone who knows what a demon looks like to show him to you and have 10 men and true hold him. Us a very strong lock. Probably would help if you shot him with a bullet soaked in olive oil. I haven’t seen a real Beulah in over 50 years. But I have seen ’em. ________________Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/
Ole Timer, a man can have characteristics that perhaps look to you like feminine characteristics, but that does not necessarily mean he is engaging in homosexual acts.And if you want to see a stern look on a woman, look at Beaulah when another sister comes into the sanctuary with britches on or with red lipstick and red fingernails.And what does it really gain you to call someone butchy like?
Church is the best place for lesbeans and gays to be.Not on the praise team but in the pew and at the altar.Just like me. I need to spend more time at the altar. Oh I am saved, I mean really saved. But there are somethings I need to discuss with the Lord and I am talking about me not Him________________Recorded Sermons @ http://www.pastorwiley.com
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Re: lesbeans and gays in the churches
Oh Beaular, bless your pea pickin heart.
Yeah, i like mo-beans, but not in church
Now Miss Bonnie, I didn’t mean to go ruffling no feathers an all so let me explain.1. When I was a young’un I seen this two legged bird walkin round in the yard what looked just like a duck. It walked like a duck. It quacked like a duck. It had a bill/beak like a duck. It waddled down to the pond an jumped in a could even swim like a duck. I member askin ma ole daddy, Hey pop, what is at thing down there swimming in the pond. Ma ole daddy slapped me upside the head with his hat an said son, you aint at dumb, why, ats a DUCK. So I learned somethin at day, specially when at hat hit me upside the head, an at is if a thing looks, walks, swims, acts like a duck, it must be a DUCK.2. The difference in a Beaulah Stern Look an a Lesbian Stern Look is this: A Beaulah Stern Look is a sanctified look. A Lesbian Stern Look is a I’m a man, why are you lookin at me that way look.
OK, let me explain where the ole timer is a comin from.
GLORY TO GOD HALLALUIJAHIf we dont stand up for HOLINESS then the gays will take over the churches and turn it into tummyrotHOLINESS OR HELLHOLINESS OR HELL Im gonna keep on prechin it too
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Whenever I see bfb, I think musakman is abbreviating best friends b?, then I realize he is talking about (and to, lol!) Beaulah.Musakman, dftt.
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How do we know Beaulah is a parody?Now in the case of OTCP, hey, from the very gitgo–over 10 years ago–the very day Doyle began requiring registration to post on Acts, OTCP began as a parody of paradigmatic proportion who is:1. Prone to exegete encouragement3. Known to harass heretical hermeneutics4. Called to expose the fallacy of theological error5. Faithful in rebuffin WoF error at ever opportunity6. Skilled in the art of old time country dialect7. Qualified through years of research in academics to evaluate the legitimacy of academic degrees claimed by church folk. Not for the purpose of humiliatin or shamin folk, but to promote integrity among preachers