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Pastor said he was "Out Visiting" an "It Hit the Spot."

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These two little stories is the honest truth, the are not made up:1. I knowed this ole feller who loved to fish an he was a pastor too. He got this bright idea an named his Bass boat Out Visiting. When folk would call his house an ask fer him, she would say He is out visiting.2. Another preacher told me that some a his church folk would bring homemade food by his house. An a lot of it was not good. He said he took a magic marker an made a little spot in the bottom a the garbage can. So, when folk brought food by that they didn’t like, they would through it in the garbage can. This way, if folk asked him at church how the food was, he would say, It hit the spot. His purpose was so he wouldn’t offend nobody.Ever wondered how many bass boats an golf carts has been named stuff like:In ConferenceIn CounselingIn PrayerOut VisitingAt the HospitalIn a MeetingTalking to the OverseerWith a Family

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  1. Beware that you are not deceived, there is the problem with denominations & ways of men,,CHRIST said follow ME follow Christ and his doctrines only this would not be in question ……