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Re: Did I miss the Shemitah?

Well, I don't thank you'd say that if ya knowed how I prepared for Y2K. Of course, I bought a extree supply of chocolate on account a they have ta ship that in from overseas, ya know.Then I went by Sam's Club an bought me a whole passel a toilet paper. I'm partial to always havin that on hand.Well, I didn't say nothin ta nobody--just stored all that toilet paper in the shed.When Y2K came and went, nothin happened. I didn't thank na more bout that toilet paper till one mild January day I went out to the shed ta get a tool. Don't ya know that toilet paper wudn't Y2K compliant...