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The following three questions are carefully calibrated, such that, in test after test, those who we would deem idiots tend to choose certain answers. Why is this? I don't know, since that answers all look decent to me. But try it, then I'll give you your score.

I'm easy, I picked all 'A'sBut then I'm.....No, my final answer is: All: None of the above!!! Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/

If you guess the same answers as Aaron - you are an idiot - I think that is how it is graded

Are you going to take the test or you just going to cast shade and snide remarks?TAKE THE TEST!The reason I don't tell anyone the answers yet is because I don't want to give away anything--since as sure as I do, you'll say, Yep, that's EXACTLY what I would have chosen!

Sorry Aaron.You've already passed any threshold I had for idiocy. No need for any more testing. Congrats

It may indeed be that my grade is Idiot. Or Genius. Or Average. But I can sense your fear from nearly 100 miles away. I can even sense your very thoughts: Dare I take that test? Will I be humiliated? Will it will be revealed that I am genius?

DCBBask in my intelligenc

OK, I have looked over your answers: D...C...B.I appreciate you taking the time to take this test.Sadly, you are an

The Bible says: to the pure, all things are pure.A corollary: To the idiot, all things are idiocy. So you proved my theory as seeing everything as idiocy. Congrats

Sadly, this is precisely how an idiot would respond to being...an idiot.Please note that the test was FOOL-PROOF! There's no need to seek another opinion or try to weasel out of the fact that you are a you-know-what. Again, this test CANNOT BE BEATEN!It's like a perfect lie detector machine, except it is an idiot detector. I'm very sorry to have to relay this information to you. Please know that we have counselors standing by to be of assistance to you.Soon, you should receive a letter in the mail addressed to Dear Idiot. It will provide you a number of resources to help you. I'm sorry, while yours is a case of terminal idiocy, we can still provide coloring books and the such to ease your mind.