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| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Old Time Country Preacher: What is a "Certified" Ordained Minister in the COG? |
| I was lookin at a COG website just now an seen the follerin statement on the pastor's page, |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Da Sheik: |
| It means the minister takes the AB's dog to the groomer , picks up his dry cleaning, and spends more time hanging around in the State Office than his local church.That, my friend, is the basis of said certification. Alas, since I will never do any of the above, I will never reach the summit of certification. I'm content with being a doctor from an unaccredited institution of higher learning. All it took was a swipe of my debit card and I gained instant credibility. Certification ? We don't need no stinking certification |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | diakoneo: |
| sí señor |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | roughridercog: It means... |
| He's bonified.Taken from the movie OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cojak: |
| Roger! Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/ |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | c6thplayer1: |
| Heirarchy of the Church; { As seen from the top }DoctorCertified Ordained Minister { Newly added }Ordained Minister MinisterPew SetterJanitorGarbage ManPotato Peeler.........InstigatorNay sayer... |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cojak: |
| Not true! Our music minister is above the janitor! Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/ |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | JLarry: |
| I have a certificate. I suppose that's makes me a Certified Ordained Bishop with the COG Cleveland Tn Recorded Sermons @ www.pastorwiley.com |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | bonnie knox: link |
| Click HERE |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Aaron Scott: Here's how it works, OTCP |
| Now, sir, I know you are ordained, but it is worthless--worthless, I tell you!--without this here certification. You pay me--us, I mean us!--to thoroughly vet your credentials by answering certain questions and the such. We also will come to a service and ensure that all is, um, certifiable. This will be good for five years, at which time you may renew for an additional fee.Our current certification fee is $500. Just think, for just $500, you are certifiably...certifiably...you are a certified ordained minister. It makes you superior in every way. |
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