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| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | bonnie knox: A nude joke |
| Back in the days when pastors visited, a local Baptist preacher decided to visit a man in his church. The man's car was in the drive, and the preacher felt certain the man was at home. He knocked on the front door, and then went around to the courtyard, called hello, and knocked on back. He thought he heard a noise inside, but no one ever came to the door, so he left his calling card in the door with the reference Revelation 3:20on it.The following Sunday, the man was at church. He dropped the pastors calling card into the offering plate with this reference written on the back:Genesis 3:10 |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Link: |
| I had to look the verses up. I thought the Genesis verse was going to be another verse, but I looked the one up I had in mind and it was Genesis 2:25 |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cojak: |
| Thanks for the smile! i also like the click ref. on scripture. did you do that or is it a feature of Acts? Just curious. But I did appreciate the smile Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/ |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cojak: |
| Thanks, I didn't know that... Amazing what I don not know! LOL Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/ |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | brotherjames: That "nude" joke was so old |
| it had grown mold on it, so I guess it wasn't nude any longer.I don't do nude jokes but I do occasional FAITH jokes. here's a oldie but goodie I used a few weeks ago to a new crowd of BELIEVERS.A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men walked by. One of them turned to the other and said: Now that is what I call faith! |
| Author: | acts [ Tue Jan 14, 2025 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | bonnie knox: |
| Here's an insider tip for you to keep from using the tip when you don't want to use it! If you use the word from then follow it immediately by a number, the feature thinks you are referencing a scripture in Romans--like this from 1to 2. |
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