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Anybody get the box with special message from Tim Hill?

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Inside: A pink slip.Pack your personal items into the box – vacate the premises immediately.The new man will be there for Wednesday night services________________

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  1. Good thing we have midweek on Thursday night instead! Just one of the many changes Dr. Hill deems necessary________________

  2. Fortunately, all of my positions have solid scriptural support. Otherwise, I’d have to join the Word of Doubters. (SMILE)

  3. What is the nature of your obstacle? Is this some sort of clam-shell box that is hard to open? Is it a puzzler box that has a secret opening? Since I didn’t get a box, I’m not sure what tack needs to be taken.If it is a physical obstacle, get out your tools. A set of hefty shears will get a clam-shell open without cutting off your thumb. Or you could just use Tannerite and a fast bullet. (Of course then you wouldn’t know what was in the box, but it would be fun).If it is a mental puzzle, I would be suspicious of opening it at all because I think if it’s really from Tim Hill, he would want you to open it.

  4. Made of titanium disguised as cardboard.No obvious way to open. No place to cut with a knife and have it open.

  5. Good job, Aaron!Someone else must have gotten the box as well. I checked in on the forum a few days ago and saw a pretty ugly post about the booklet contents that I think has (thankfully) since been removed.

  6. It just so happened that my wife (who had picked up the mail) gave me the box just as I was about to go to bed. Already sleepy, it seemed doubly impossible to open it.