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Dillards Hires New Spokesperson for their Women's Lingerie & Dress Department (L)

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  1. Yes and No, Miss Bonnie!Yes, it is comical!No, I grieve that those outside the COG were able to see it. I’ve never posted it anywhere than right here on Acts. But see, Acts posters are mostly COG, with a few COGOP/AG/Indys that should be COG an should be ashamed that they aint.

  2. I would love to go to that guys church …. it would be fun, I would probably tell him that Im a catholic and asked if he cared if I had a chew ….

  3. The guy who embezzled $100K or so from the COG is named Scott Carter. Whether or not this user name scottcartercog2 is being used by Scott Carter would be an entirely different question, of course. Hence why I’m asking if anyone knows. Maybe I’ll message him and ask.

  4. Yes and No, Miss Bonnie!Yes, it is comical!No, I grieve that those outside the COG were able to see it. I’ve never posted it anywhere than right here on Acts. But see, Acts posters are mostly COG,

  5. I literally laughed aloud (sorry, I meant out loud) on this un, Mat. Not that I think its real real real bad to be COGOP, its just better to be COG. The COGOP wouldn’t have the ole timer, Mat. Son, after I got finished takin at COGOP flag off the platform a the church, admonishin em fer ever thinkin Jesus was gonna return to Fields a the Wood, assurin em that Homer was never King a the World, an all kinds a other stuff, hey, they’d send the ole timer straight back to Pikeville.

  6. I literally laughed aloud (sorry, I meant out loud) on this un, Mat. Not that I think its real real real bad to be COGOP, its just better to be COG. The COGOP wouldn’t have the ole timer, Mat. Son, after I got finished takin at COGOP flag off the platform a the church, admonishin em fer ever thinkin Jesus was gonna return to Fields a the Wood, assurin em that Homer was never King a the World, an all kinds a other stuff, hey, they’d send the ole timer straight back to Pikeville. OTCP,Let me help you OTCP, nowadays its up to the local church if they want the church flag displayed. I would rather have the COGOP flag than that flag of surrender called the Christian Flag. Do you have one of those on you stage? You know churches that call speaking in tongues of the Devil or who allow same-sex marriage use that surrender flag! I hope you’re not wrapping yourself up with those people. Son, don’t you know that Jesus is coming for everybody everywhere! So I guess that Jesus will get them that are at Fields of the Wood as well. Now, if you mean, where is Jesus is going to set his foot down on earth when he comes, the Bible is clear on that, and it an’t North Carolina, and God forbid, He’s not going anywhere near Cleveland, TN, either. (Really, where did you read that the COGOP ever taught such a thing? Unless someone was out for no good.)As to Homer, I have tried to tell you that Homer left the COGOP after they did not choose him as the next GO (1943). His King of the World phase came several years after he left (early 1960s?). It would be like me saying Earl Paulk represents the values of the COG. Unless of course he does, then you stay away form me and the COGOP OTCP. I don’t want you near my wife.How its well documented that you have a Homer-fixation, so I want to to travel over to Scottsville, KY and attend East Willow Street Church of God. That’s one of Homer’s churches and I know you love all things Homer. That can’t be too far from Pikeville. By the why, which Church of God do you pastor in Pikeville?

  7. Old Timer.Not sure why you are the one guy fixated on this guy.So much of your stuff nowadays is just a rehash of things posted years ago. Sad that you can’t come up with any fresh stuff.Let it go________________

  8. Amen, it is quite childish. Cause it’s like watchin reruns of the Andy Griffith show. Ole Barney Fife never gets old. Barney is funny and he never seems to learn, but then Barney was played by an actor in a situation comedy. My wife likes The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (that a boy Luther!), but Don Knotts has given us much to laugh about in his characters. This COG Pastor who is in constant re-runs is a real person. I have no doubt he was giving his best for God and the Great Church of God. I see a difference between Barney and this Pastor. Maybe its just me, but even though I’m not part of the same denomination, I feel bad for him.

  9. I’m starting to get lost amongst the analogies. Is Barney being likened to Homer Tomlinson, the Soddy Daisy guy, or Ole Timer?And who is fixated on whom?And is Dillards the department store or the family of musicians who played the Darlings on