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Pastor Sells "Holy Pens" that Make Students Pass Exams With No Study

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Not sure why the title didn’t post, but here it is:Pastor Sells ‘Holy Pens’ That Make Students Pass Exams Without Studying

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  1. I thought that was a made up name. lol.I was pronouncing the last name like hungry with a we at the end. LOL, sounds like an Onion article to me Straight from the Huffington Post:www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/26/pastor-sells-holy-pens-that-make-students-pass-their-exams_n_8387930.html

  2. First he could sell the pens, then they could use them to fill out the forms to get PhD’s from his organization, based on their life experience. Then people could testify about how successful their pens were at getting them degrees________________

  3. Yep, an some preachers would git em, tout em, use em by puttin PhD on their business cards, church signs/websites/stationary/office door plate, etc. Blessed beLook at meSomebody gave

  4. Without study or effort on their parts, they could sit at their desks and watch the pens actually answer the questions.Why, they wouldn’t have to worry about getting a good night’s sleep the night before or eating a good breakfast.Even better, they could just stay home and send their pens to school.Hey, with one of these pens all I have to do is to decide which PhD to go for, or even how many diplomas I want to hang on my wall________________God-HonoringChrist-CenteredBible-BasedSpirit-Led

  5. If they don’t pass, the preacher can say they didn’t have enough faith when they bought the pen, or they didn’t pay enough________________

  6. Without study or effort on their parts, they could sit at their desks and watch the pens actually answer the questions.Why, they wouldn’t have to worry about getting a good night’s sleep the night before or eating a good breakfast.Even better, they could just stay home and send their pens to school.Hey, with one of these pens all I have to do is to decide which PhD to go for, or even how many diplomas I want to hang on my wall. I could have used one these________________I’m not saved because I’m good. I’m saved because He’s good!My website: http://www.bradfreeman.comMy blog: bradcfreeman.tumblr.com/