I know they is a heap a skepticism over Ole Petey, but hey, all I know is what happened to me. I didn't know it, but momma ordered me a little vial a Petey's Purified H2O. The minute it come in the mail, I had just finished mowin the yard and was real thirsty, soooooooooooooooooo, I opened at little vial an drunk ever last drop of it. Here's what happened:1. Ma thirst was quenched.2. I got a check in the mail the next day fer $6,000.00, the exact amount of ma mobile home mortgage. I went straightway an paid off ma trailer.3. Two days later I got another check from a anonymous source in the Knesset for $10,000.00. They said it was to pay for writin ma new book on the Ashes of the Red Hepher. While I was Purgin Ma House of Generational Curses, I come across a two gallon urn was was hidden behind the rock work in ma chimney. After havin the ashes DNA tested I discovered they was Red Hepher ashes.4. Finally, I got a call from Shoney's, they said me an momma had just won the drawin for 2 free hot fudge cakes. Son, they was delicious, too.