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Ole Aaron in another thread brought up the subject a paintball guns for self defense. This got the ole timer a thinkin, which momma says is sometimes dangerous. But heres the gist of it:1. Have specially designed paintballs made filled with, not paint, but olive oil.2. As needed, the pastor could shoot (I mean anoint) folk out in the audience, all while standin on the platform.3. The olive oil filled paintball hits a person in the forehead, splatters, the oil runs down their face, an they're anointed.4. The force a the paintball hittin em knocks em down, which gives the needed Pennycostal affect. 5. It's all sanitary.

Aim correctly

And the bodies will hit the floor each time

I recommend an airsoft pistol for the off chance a squirrel goes berserk in the First Self-Righteous Church.

You know how the Puritans (or whoever, don't remember for sure) used to use a feather on a stick to keep people awake during service.

Ole Timer, you need to diversify. Ole Timer's Holy Righteous Platform Projectiles: all a packing preacher needs to perform his duties

10 posts an the last 7 of em is Miss Bonnie talkin to herself. Did you stop takin your meds, Miss Bonnie?

Ole Timer, I don't need meds--I got Actscelerate!!! LOL!No, I'm not on anything but ibuprofen, which does tend to make me irritable. I'm the type who prefers not to take unnecessary medications, so even if I were crazy, I would prefer not to take meds for it.Now, as far as the numerous posts, I could have just put all of them into one, but I know a lot of folks here have short attention spans, and I have found it works better to put just a little in each post.But I do enjoy talking to myself. We have interesting conversations.Okay, so what about some feedback on my ideas so that I'm not just talking to myself. I especially like the idea about the snakes. What do you think, Ole Timer?

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[quote=bonnie knox]Ole Timer, I don't need meds--I got Actscelerate!!! LOL!...,