I am not sure what alternative metaphor that could be used to adequately describe what the author is attempting to convey.By the way, I jam to So Will I and Do it Again....and even hit the repeat button. But why do I do that? Am I worshiping or gaining a fix in my current circumstances? I have done this for years with various songs and frankly, a few years ago a came to the conclusion it might very well be the latter...unfortunately.At the same time, you found offense with the writers terminology but use the term cra* which you know is a banned word and offensive to some, but you still used it. I used the word because I knew it would be overlayed with Please Select Another Word.Again, I jam with all music - why play it if folks don't like the sound?But - Masturbatory - c'mon.He could have called it: Bad Sex - Not God's Way - worship. Then the author would have really been a cool cat