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The Funny:The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.“Goat,” the little boy replied.“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Dad say to Mom, ‘Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.”................................................Now the truth!At M. Fred Taylor's first church, Moberly, MO, my wife and I were members. Our young son, 3 yrs old knew the kids book, Crabby Appleton by heart and was his favorite. He used one line constantly, Old Crabby Appleton, rotten to the core.M. Fred came around welcoming the small congregation and shaking hands. He shook Jr's hand and introduced himself. Son jac said loudly, Old Brother Taylor, rotten to the core.I just knew he thought jac had heard that at our house.....................................................Another Sun. Morn at my BIL's church at Cross Mill COG, Marion, NC. the pastor was walking around shaking hands with the congregation before church. One lady was breast feeding her baby (Not at all unusual then). She was having trouble getting the baby to take the teat. As S.A.L. approached she was heard to say loudly, Take it, take it! Or I will give it to the preacher! TRUE!...............................Do you know a good one that actually happened?I hope you guys have a great weekend coming Up! Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/

My grandfather told me a story about hearing a preacher getting fired up preaching about Samson. He said he took the jawbone of a mule and beat the a$$ off 1000 Philistine soldiers.

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(TRUE Story) A COG pastor was preaching about David killing Goliath. He got so caught up in his preaching about Goliath taunting David and David answering back, that the preacher was getting madder and madder at Goliath! The pastor in his emotional frenzy then said So David picked up a rock, put it in his sling, and hurled that rock right at that Son of a B**** and killed him!