Bro. Andy Hutchins,I don't count this as a smart aleck question and will answer to the best of my ability. In addition to providing a spiritual covering, the state office also provides fellowship opportunities, training seminars for pastors, conferences and training for youth ministry, children's ministry, conferences for women's ministries, senior adult retreats and fellowships, state meetings, prayer conferences, camp meetings, youth camps, teen talent, junior talent. The state offices also provide ministerial training such as CAMS, MIP, etc. In addition to assisting with pastoral placement and pastoral and accountability, the overseer is available for problem solving, pastoral counseling, etc. When my clerk had some questions regarding payroll, she was able to contact the state treasurer at the state office for assistance. These are a few things off the top of my head. This is a great response.When I was on staff as Pastor of Student Ministries at Harvest Temple/Griffin Center Point in Griffin, GA, we had a horrible tragedy where one of my youth (who was mentally/emotionally challenged) was caught inappropriately touching a 5 or 6 year old girl. Other families came forward claiming that their little girls had been inappropriately touched as well. Within hours, every major TV network in Atlanta, GA was on our church property wanting interviews and to break the news. I first hand learned the power of covering and covenant. The COG legal counsel protected the interests of the children, their families, and our local church. They walked hand in hand with all of us. I was free to minister to families including my student who ended up serving 8 years in prison. I am thankful for the Church of God.When HT/GCPC went through a pastoral change in 2010, my last year there, some in our church, including the clerk and some on the church council, tried to make a power play by recruiting an unqualified guy from outside the system to come be the pastor at the church. They were aggressive and ugly to our state overseer, state evangelism director and state yce director. They were ugly to me and those that were credentialed on the staff. Our state overseer (Dr. Mike Baker) assessed the situation, took control of it, and sent us Jerry Chitwood to serve as interim. These moves saved that church and honestly impacted and saved me as a member and minister in the COG.I received amazing training at NGA MIP that I still refer to today. I attended Engage at Mt Paran, C3 Conference at Free Chapel, and was able to participate in programs like Amplify, Shabbach, Raze Hell, Forward, Fall Youth Retreat, Youth Camp, Teen Talent, NYLA, and all of the wonderful things that happened in our local church.As a rural, small-town, lead pastor in Texas, state and international head quarters has provided, mostly free of charge, all of the things that you listed and then so much more. I have been able to earn certifications as a District Overseer through PTS as well as serve as a supervising pastor for MIP going into my 5th year. The MIP graduation in May has become a real growing and learning experience for me now going into a 3rd year.I am now in my second pastorate and I am so appreciative of our movement. We held our annual church finance meeting and state of the church conference this past Sunday. Our church of approximately 300 active members has seen modest growth numerically, to God be all of the glory! I believe that the success of our local church belongs to God and has been blessed by our relationship to the COG and in particular COG World Missions.Our movement isn't perfect but none of them are, including non-denominational, but we are Scripturally sound and there are so many amazing people that I've known or met along the way.I could really go on and on but this is already too long. You certainly don't have to be a part of the COG to serve God or make heaven, but for me, personally, I am so glad that I get to be a part of this family of God Proverbs 3:5-6; John 13:34-35; Acts 1:8