A divinity student named Fiddle Refused to receive his degreeHe said, It’s bad enough to be Fiddlewithout being Fiddle, DD.I got that from Jon Ruthven. I’m not sure where he got it________________
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A divinity student named Fiddle Refused to receive his degreeHe said, It’s bad enough to be Fiddlewithout being Fiddle, DD.I got that from Jon Ruthven. I’m not sure where he got it________________
Well I did smile!!!!! And I did not see the DD coming. ________________Some facts but mostly just my [email protected]/
The DD, Doctor of Divinity, is an honorary doctorate. Ats why ole Fiddle didn’t want it. So, knowin at, it could read:A divinity student named FiddleWorkin on his PhDRefused an honorary doctorate
Not wanting to be known as DD(Even though the title was free)He applied with the clerkAnd did the hard work
Here’s mine.
A divinity student named FiddleGladly accepted his degree.For though it was only honorary,
Having stuck it to OTCPFiddle was proud as proud could beHe applied for a jobas an academic snob
Having stuck it to OTCPFiddle was proud as proud could beHe applied for a jobas an academic snobBut was told he had a pretend degree
The DD named FiddleWent looking for college jobs.Though your ability is far superior,we must hold your degree as inferior,
Fiddle was accredited by his buddywhose school was a shack in KentuckyHis view of theologywas basically mythology
You fellers would make good rappers………………. As a 8th grade grad Fiddle’s life was a wreck,So when he saw the ad, he sent in his check,No study, no exams, no dissertation, just a feeOvernighted by FedEx, was Fiddle’s DDHis trip to the Assembly was different that yearHe was treated as royalty from far and nearAs he touted his title, Dr Fiddle waxed vainUntil the question was posed and he had to explainYour dissertation, one asked, what was its theme?Old Fiddle stood speechless, an turned kinda greenIt was all life experience, I’m an 8th grade gradI got more education than the PhD’s haveYes, the school was unaccredited, but they required a feeAn with many other statements he tried to justify his degreeThe moral of this ditty as Fiddle was openly shamed